I did not make up the joke that this blog is named after. It is something I saw it on George Takei that was too funny to pass up. Another friend suggested I call it aaaarratedjokes but I felt that that might be inappropriate.
Speaking of which, if R2D2 was a pirate, or was owned by pirates, he would most definitely have a parrot. Would that parrot be able to learn to repeat the way R2D2 communicates? Some food for thought.