At some point when I was a teenager my fencing coach decided that it was really important for us to be good at skipping. Every training session for a couple of weeks he'd pull out some skipping ropes and we'd be forced to use them for five or ten minutes.
I was terrible. Really really awful.
Apparently I don't have the rhythm or timing or something. There is something about me that just doesn't get how to make it over the rope and keep it going.
It didn't last. He gave up. It was just one of those things that he was not going to be able to make me good at.
I've been dealing with some shoulder/arm/back injuries lately. Now that I'm back to being able to workout post-concussion I'm trying to find things I can do to try and strengthen the areas associated with those injuries as much as possible. Basically I confer with Pinterest and try whatever exercises the cool graphics tell me — I am broke so going to the gym is out.
Well they have recommended jump rope. It's good for several parts of me that are messed up. It's good for cardio. It basically would be perfect if only I was more capable of doing it.
First step was going and getting a rope, not a random too big one, but one that meets my needs and I can adjust. I got a light Nike one that the dude at Sport Chek recommended.
I figured out how to cut it down in length and adjust it.
Still I am pretty awful. Three or four rotations is an accomplishment.
Getting both feet over, getting a rhythm going, not happening.
This morning I googled it. Looked up technique, length recommendations. So I now am looking better while failing about the same amount.
That's not entirely the point. I know that I am terrible, I know that doing ten in a row would be huge. The goal is to spend a few minutes every day more or less failing horribly at this thing.
Maybe just maybe all these years later I will be the skipper that my fencing coach desperately wanted me to be.